Thursday, February 02, 2006♥
Slipper thief
Remember years ago, everyone (almost) owned a pair of Trial slippers. For some reason or another, we loved the yellow one. And I bought about 2 or 3 pairs of it. And for some reason or another, it always get stolen. And ONLY MY
YELLOW TRIAL SLIPPERS gets stolen among all the slippers we have outside (Mum's, Padro's and my others). Many, in fact all, of those are more expensive than the cheapo trial slippers. And I always wonder why is it always my
YELLOW TRIAL SLIPPERS.
Years have passed. The slipper thief stopped stealing my slippers eversince I stopped wearing that YELLOW TRIAL SLIPPERS.
BUT
Somehow, that idiot came back last night.
And THAT DAMN IDIOT took my FAVOURITE TEVA SLIPPERS which I love wearing so much and my Charles and Keith which can go with almost anything.
THAT DAMN DAMN IDIOT.
She (I assume) grew smarter this time round. She took the more expensive ones and left behind my $8 heeren slippers which is similar to the Charles and Keith. She knew how to choose the more expensive one. Getting smart. She even knew the Birkenstock was FAKE because it was at the MOST OBVIOUS top shelf and it was untouched.
Smart ass. Damn smart.
RETURN ME MY TEVA, you ASS HOLE!! I want my TEVA back!!!
Farking pissed.
Anyone who wears stolen slippers will either fall to their death down the stairs, slip on banana skin and land hard on their butt, roll downslope and break all their teeth, sprain their ankles and whatever you can ever think of. Simply because those slippers recognise their owners, ass holes.
And why is it ALWAYS my FAVOURITE slippers? The thief even has the same taste as me. Damn it.
